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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Eye of Newt

As usual, the networks have extrapolated polling results from a tiny fraction of actual votes and declared Newt Gingrich the winner of the 2012 South Carolina republican primary. There's no doubt that this is a crucial election for the future of America. So, let's take a look at some things that we're fighting for:

Lego Ninja
                         Lego isn't for squares anymore

In between...well, I was going to say acceptance speeches, I was bailing from the incessant chatter of folks who want us to believe they know what they're talking about. Shrek the Third was airing on Cartoon Network. Our candidates keep talking about saving our country from the evil Lord Obama for the next generation.


              Wave your torches and pitchforks!

I think it just reinforced the truth that there are no Prince Charmings...even ones that sing Al Green standards.

Let's take that thought - the Next Generation. What is our next generation being raised on?

Dancing Bananas
Dancing banana...with buttocks

To summarize, we're voting in the 2012 Presidential election because we want the right person to lead our country and resolve the crippling economic issues that will decimate our country and leave it in shambles as the Ninja Lego connecting, Ogre loving, banana dancing generation comes of age.

To be fair, if we elect Newt as our president, maybe this had something to do with it:

See, it won't be so bad, if someone turns you into a can get better.

What do you think?


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